By: G David Schwartz

I live in Cincinnata
I have all my life
Mostly anyway
And now here with my lovely wife
She is a handsome woman
Except when she calls me
Hansel. Hansel!
That just ought not be
I live in Cincinnata
I have all my life
Mostly anyway
If you wish call me Clay
I live in Cincinnata
I have all my life
Mostly anyway
That does leave me
with nothing left to say