By: Nicolas Kumkom “Hello officer! How are you this fine evening? Is there a problem?” The person babbled. “Do you know why I stopped you?” “Cause I partied too hard at the bar, and cause no one could handle my moves….

By: Jerry Mullins People ask me “Why do you seem to like being the town drunk?” Well, when I get asked that every once in awhile, I think about it. Then I tell them, just like I am reading a list….