Oh, to be a Narcissist
By: David R. Topper
Oh, to be a narcissist
is to be
oblivious to being wrong
oblivious to making a mistake
oblivious to making slip ups
oblivious to inadvertently offending someone
Oh, to be a narcissist
is even to be
oblivious to apologizing for being apologetic
Oh, to be a narcissist
means
no longer having to say I’m sorry
no longer having to say It was my fault
no longer having to say Ah, my goof
no longer having to say My bad
Oh, to be a narcissist
even means
not saying Oops
Ode to a narciss─
Oops, my typo
sorry
Oh, to be a narcissist
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David R. Topper is a published writer living in Winnipeg, Canada, who derives pleasure & satisfaction from writing, as well as sharing his writings with family & friends – and others, if they want to read his work.
Very clever! thanks, David.
I love the poem. It’s so true about narcissist people! It’s all about themselves.
You are too funny. Sounds like every narcissist I’ve ever met 🙂